Dear Person Who Pranked Me AND MY GUITAR!  It would be great if you wouldn’t mess with it.  It’s a $1k guitar and was given to me as a gift from some friends.  It happened Sunday night.  There are some dents on it already that I have no idea how they got there – so putting forks on it is really out of the question.  Honestly this could land you in more trouble than TPing my house or forking my yard.  You can mess with me, or my car or my house.  My guitar is off limits.  Period.  Unless you like losing limbs and apendages.


Please leave my guitar out of your silly little pranks.