This morning I went in and did an hour of cardio on the treadmill.  I’m so close to being at 4 mph but not quite there.  So this morning I go to the gym.  Then I go home and fix my lunch and breakfast for the day.  I go to leave.  Walk outside and over to my explorer and realize that I don’t have my keys with me.  I LOCKED MY KEYS IN MY APARTMENT.  Luckily for me I have years of experience of breaking into things so I did what I know to do best.  I broke into my apartment and got my keys.  I would tell you how I did it but then you could steal my stuff.

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